I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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