He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Randomize
