i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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