Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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