She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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