So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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