how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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