i don't like sucking hair
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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