I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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