PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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