found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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