office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
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