Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
