love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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