ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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