I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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