She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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