come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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