never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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