suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Randomize
