I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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