going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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