You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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