does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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