nut hugger
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
My ATM looks so different sober.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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