Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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