i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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