Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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