I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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