He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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