The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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