Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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