I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
We left the knife in your bed.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Randomize
