it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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