normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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