Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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