So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
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