mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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