I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I am naked and annoyed.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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