Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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