If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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