Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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