At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
the night ended with taco bell and tears
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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