Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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