I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
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