butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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