I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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