Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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