"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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