Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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