You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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