i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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