Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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