Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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