sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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