No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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