Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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