Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
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