I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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